E&B - Jimi got fucked but did not laid....

Jimi

Hello to all,

Today is the day that Jimi got fucked but did not get laid... Oh yes; let me explain;

Was browsing E&B ; do not ask why , just know that sometimes Jimi gets itchy and a Telfast will not fix it.

Anyway sent off the bait to see what will bite and got a couple quick polite replies... Settled on the one I thought would be the best and checked that the address was not the notorious thunder dome. Once confirmed a date was set for the following day.

So far so good , messaged again in the morning to confirm and everything is as planned. Hence the hurry up is on to get ready , clean and cashed up. Drive to the address and find a park right out the front - wow this never happens ; it must be my lucky day, today!

Message for the room number ; I am a little early and I do mind waiting as I am checking out the profile pictures to make sure no last minute swaps happen.

Then the message comes back no hot water... OK that is no problem ; I am already clean but how about we have a quick rinse in cold water. I know it is not ideal but I love the way nipples respond to cold water. I am starting to get a boner already.

Another message 'No cold water either'... what?

Yes that is right there is not water at all.  Understandably; the lady will not see any guests. I did receive a very sincere apology ; which means the world to me... NOT

I guess there is not much more to do other than drive away and get a coffee.

And that is the story of how Jimi got fuck but did not get laid.


PS

No fucking water my ass...

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大家好，

今天是 Jimi 被人干了但没有上床的日子……哦，是的；让我解释一下；

正在浏览 E&B；不要问为什么，只要知道 Jimi 有时会发痒，而 Telfast 无法解决这个问题。

无论如何，我发出诱饵，看看会有什么上钩，并得到了几个快速礼貌的回复……我选择了我认为最好的一个，并检查了地址是否不是臭名昭著的雷霆穹顶。确认后，第二天就定了日期。

到目前为止一切顺利，早上再次发送消息确认，一切都按计划进行。因此，我赶紧准备、打扫和付钱。开车到地址，在前面找一个停车场——哇，这从来没有发生过；今天一定是我的幸运日！

留言询问房间号；我来得有点早，我介意等一下，因为我正在查看个人资料图片，以确保不会发生最后一刻的交换。

然后消息返回没有热水...好的，没问题；我已经干净了，但我们用冷水快速冲洗一下怎么样。我知道这不是理想的，但我喜欢乳头对冷水的反应。我已经开始勃起了。

另一条消息“也没有冷水”...什么？

是的，没错，根本没有水。可以理解；那位女士不会见任何客人。我确实收到了非常真诚的道歉；这对我来说意味着全世界......不是

我想除了开车去喝杯咖啡之外，没有什么可做的了。

这就是吉米被操但没有做爱的故事。

PS
他妈的没有水我的屁股......

mcgay2019

I don't get it, she's seeing someone else? Just tell them you're happy to wait longer.

jameshemmings9

did you include the person you're talking about or am i blind? Haha

Jimi

mcgay2019 发表于 2024-6-26 17:21
I don't get it, she's seeing someone else? Just tell them you're happy to wait longer.

She was almost definitely seeing someone else or about to see someone else ;
it is obvious the person before (or after) had a longer much longer booking and she took that option ;

it is annoying but understandable....
what really pisses me off is the lying and thinking I am some sort of half wit that will believe anything

anyway ; just thought to post and make fun from my misfortune today - hope people reads it and have a laugh

also please do not feel sorry for me - on the way home I also went past the tool shop and bought some new Milwaukee gear too ; so it is all good

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她几乎肯定是在和别人约会，或者即将和别人约会；
很明显，之前（或之后）的人有更长的预约，她选择了这个选择；

这很烦人，但可以理解……
真正让我生气的是撒谎，并认为我是个什么都信的傻瓜

不管怎样；只是想发帖取笑我今天的不幸——希望人们读到它并笑一笑

也请不要为我感到难过——在回家的路上，我还路过工具店，买了一些新的密尔沃基装备；所以一切都很好

Jimi

jameshemmings9 发表于 2024-6-26 18:08
did you include the person you're talking about or am i blind? Haha

Hi James ,

I deliberately did not post the name because this is not a review ; just a funny story of my misfortune today;

however I will leave the phone number here just incase anyone really wants to look up the profile...

0430 409 613

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我故意没有公布名字，因为这不是评论；只是今天我遭遇的不幸的一个有趣故事；

不过我会在这里留下她的电话号码，以防有人真的想查看个人资料……

0430 409 613

Jimi

ohh this gets better

the agent has read my thread ; joy ,joy and more joy

now the agent no longer replies to my messages - because she read the about what happened to me and decided that I was 'not a gentleman'

what is even more unfortunate is that it seems like the same agent is doing the booking for Himeka as well - fanfuckingtastic

so basically the agent did the dirty on my by cancelling the booking only when I asked for the room number ; then I call them out about it and finally they come to the conclusion that I am not a gentleman...

despite wanting to help I am not qualified to help this person with their mental health issues but I do wish them all be best....

as already mentioned I think the girls will be better off at Sweety's

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哦，情况好多了

经纪人已经读了我的帖子；快乐、快乐、更快乐

现在经纪人不再回复我的消息了——因为她读了我发生的事情，并认为我“不是绅士”

更不幸的是，似乎同一个经纪人也在为 Himeka 预订房间——太棒了

所以基本上经纪人在我询问房间号码时才取消预订，这对我来说就是在做肮脏的事情；然后我打电话给他们，最后他们得出结论说我不是绅士……

尽管我想帮忙，但我没有资格帮助这个人解决他们的心理健康问题，但我确实希望他们都好……

正如前面提到的，我认为女孩们在 Sweety 那里会过得更好

Tysonsc

Jimi, EB lara looks stunning!!!

Jimi

Tysonsc 发表于 2024-6-29 22:42
Jimi, EB lara looks stunning!!!

Hi Tysonsc

do you have a link or number ?

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您有链接或号码吗？

overcast

Hi Jimi
Did you meet Sayo on Friday night？

Jimi

overcast 发表于 2024-6-30 22:14
Hi Jimi
Did you meet Sayo on Friday night？

no the agent will no longer answer my messages

I also tried to call a couple times to no avail

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不，客服人员不再回复我的消息

我也尝试打过几次电话，但无济于事