Hello to all,
Today is the day that Jimi got fucked but did not get laid... Oh yes; let me explain;
Was browsing E&B ; do not ask why , just know that sometimes Jimi gets itchy and a Telfast will not fix it.
Anyway sent off the bait to see what will bite and got a couple quick polite replies... Settled on the one I thought would be the best and checked that the address was not the notorious thunder dome. Once confirmed a date was set for the following day.
So far so good , messaged again in the morning to confirm and everything is as planned. Hence the hurry up is on to get ready , clean and cashed up. Drive to the address and find a park right out the front - wow this never happens ; it must be my lucky day, today!
Then the message comes back no hot water... OK that is no problem ; I am already clean but how about we have a quick rinse in cold water. I know it is not ideal but I love the way nipples respond to cold water. I am starting to get a boner already.
Another message 'No cold water either'... what?
Yes that is right there is not water at all. Understandably; the lady will not see any guests. I did receive a very sincere apology ; which means the world to me... NOT
I guess there is not much more to do other than drive away and get a coffee.
And that is the story of how Jimi got fuck but did not get laid.
PS
No fucking water my ass...
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大家好，
今天是 Jimi 被人干了但没有上床的日子……哦，是的；让我解释一下；
正在浏览 E&B；不要问为什么，只要知道 Jimi 有时会发痒，而 Telfast 无法解决这个问题。
无论如何，我发出诱饵，看看会有什么上钩，并得到了几个快速礼貌的回复……我选择了我认为最好的一个，并检查了地址是否不是臭名昭著的雷霆穹顶。确认后，第二天就定了日期。
到目前为止一切顺利，早上再次发送消息确认，一切都按计划进行。因此，我赶紧准备、打扫和付钱。开车到地址，在前面找一个停车场——哇，这从来没有发生过；今天一定是我的幸运日！
留言询问房间号；我来得有点早，我介意等一下，因为我正在查看个人资料图片，以确保不会发生最后一刻的交换。
然后消息返回没有热水...好的，没问题；我已经干净了，但我们用冷水快速冲洗一下怎么样。我知道这不是理想的，但我喜欢乳头对冷水的反应。我已经开始勃起了。
另一条消息“也没有冷水”...什么？
是的，没错，根本没有水。可以理解；那位女士不会见任何客人。我确实收到了非常真诚的道歉；这对我来说意味着全世界......不是
我想除了开车去喝杯咖啡之外，没有什么可做的了。
这就是吉米被操但没有做爱的故事。
PS
他妈的没有水我的屁股......
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发表于 2024-6-26 16:25
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